These Smithsonian scientists have spent the past 20 years tracking everything there is to know about wood turtles and let's just say they really, really need a night on the town very soon [Interesting]

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Discussion Entertainment (Some Guy) These Smithsonian scientists have spent the past 20 years tracking everything there is to know about wood turtles and let's just say they really, really need a night on the town very soon (wmra.org) More: Interesting, Endangered species, Box turtle, Endangered Species Act, Biodiversity, Conservation biology, Habitat destruction, Wildlife trade, North America 210 clicks;posted toMain »on 04 Jun 2026 at4:53 PM(42 minutes ago) | share: Copy Link 13 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Smartest(3) Funniest(0) 34 minutes ago Plus side: when they meet a partner who loves turtles just as much, the marriage will last for 67 years until death do they part. Gordon Bennett Smartest(1) Funniest(0) 33 minutes ago That sounds better than any job that I've ever had.

StayAtHomeAstronaut Smartest(0) Funniest(1) 32 minutes ago Subby, such a lame headline. This is literally their job. And they enjoy it. What is your point in this?

Not everyone wants to go to a club at night. Lame dude. Kalyco Jack Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago Who, the scientists or the turtles? DarkSoulNoHope Smartest(0) Funniest(1) under a minute ago I'm surprised there's still funding left to track endangered species. /Don't tell Trump, he'd want to shoot that bald eagle for humiliating him Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago Oh dear.

Someone who does their job well, and is satisfied in it. How awful. little big man Smartest(0) Funniest(1) under a minute ago watching the trump bubble grow Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago Turtle says please put me down Rapmaster2000 Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago I thought the headline was about the turtles needing some turtle love. watching the trump bubble grow Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago I brake hard for turtles and ducks Baloo Uriza Smartest(0) Funniest(0) 1 minute ago DarkSoulNoHope: I'm surprised there's still funding left to track endangered species. /Don't tell Trump, he'd want to shoot that bald eagle for humiliating him [Fark user image image 480x273] I'm more upset the eagle didn't eat two of those fingers. Billy Liar Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago Turtle-y awesome Smartest(0) Funniest(0) Was this one of them as a kid? Displayed 13 of 13 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries.

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